somewhere in the between

funnytwittertweets:

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jfkthedilf:

windsymphony:

hyumjim:

alexandriaocasiocortez:

I feel insane watching this.

Does she like actually talk like this. Is this how she talks. Is she real

You guys are haters…I agree with them design your home how you want <3

Oh alright, okay I guess

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willyouprayforme:

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

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my-chaotic-academia:

will be stealing these kids from their parents and raising them myself goodbye

mocheyu:

met these people at therapy today.

solarsyrup:

solarsyrup:

“would you be mad” is the funniest thing to append to hypothetical questions, especially if it doesn’t make any sense

what if granny smith apples were called granny smitt apples? would you be mad?

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undeadgirlboy:

under communism it will be our chemical romance

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rootbeergoddess:

catasters:

Cat: Get the fuck out of my house

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adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

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